SMS Wisdom

sheikhusman — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 07:10:04 +0000

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Show your teeth – SMILE!

sheikhusman — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:00:24 +0000

Teacher: Bacho promise karo kabhi ciggerate, sharaab nahi piyo ge

Bachay: Nahi piyein ge.

Teacher: Girls ka peechha bhi nahi karao ge

Bachay: Nahi karain ge

Teacher: Girls se flirt nahi karo ge

Bachay: Nahi karain ge

Teacher: Aur apnay mulk/country par zindagi qurban kar do ge

Bachay: Kar dainge … Aisi zindagi ka karna bhi kya

Najooomi: Tumhari life mei 14 larkiyan aayein gee

Boy: Oh Yess!!! What a life!

Najoomi: Ziada khush mat ho. 1 Biwi aur 13 betiyan hongee.

Kashmir ki vaadiyon mei barfeeli hawaaon mei

Jheel kinaaray bethay

Ranjhay ko heer ne kya kaha ????????????????

“Beghairta!!! HERO NA BAN, SWAITER PAAA … “

Taliban Taliban Yes Papa,

Explosive bomb No Papa,

Telling a lie No Papa,

Open your jacket

“thaaaaa thaaaaaa thaaaaaaa:-)”

Old man school k principal se: Zara Ali ko bula dain

Principal: ap kaun?

Old man: Mei uska dada hun.

Principal: Woh to chhuttee le kar aapkay janaazay/funeral mei gaya hai

Wife: Tum raat ko sotay huye mujhe gaaliyan day rahay thhay

Husband: tumhain ghalat fehmi hui hai

Wife: kia ghalat fehmi hui hai?

Husband: Yahi k mei so raha thha …

My good name, Bijli!

sheikhusman — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:31:59 +0000

Bijli hun mei bijli hun,

WAPDA ki mei titli hun,

1 ghanty k liye aati hun,

2 2 ghantay jaati hun,

Oopar pankha rukta hai,

Neechay munna rota hai,

Munnay ki ammi kary hi hi,

Bijli us ko tarpaaaaye,

Munnay ki ammi kaali,

Bijli hai nakhron waali …

2 + 2 = 22

sheikhusman — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:45:13 +0000

Sardar: yar tu to kisi k ghar afsos k lye gaya thha, itni jaldi kaisay wapis aa gaya?

2nd Sardar: Yar 15 mins betha raha majal hai kisi ne hans k baat ki ho

Angraiz officer elaan kar raha thha aur sardar translate kar raha thha

O PEOPLE!

oey kanjaro!

IT IS TO BE UNDERSTOOD

kan khol k sun lo

IF ANYONE INTERFERES IN GOVERNMENT

jay kisay ne hakumat naal begharti kiti

HE WILL BE PUNISHED HARD

Oday naal kuttayaan wali kiti jaaye gee

THATS ALL

dafa ho jao!

1 sheikh se achanak 1 kutta roti chheen k bhaga. Sheikh b kuttay k peechhay bhaaga.

Jab sheikh thak gaya to ruk k bola “Aye Allah is roti ka sawab abba marhoom ko dena”

Pathan and sardar

portability12345 — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 12:13:22 +0000

Ek pathan road per poti kar raha tha tu police ne use dekh liya aur arrest kar liya. Jab us k thhane le ke ja rahe the tu pathan bola: Bhai! sabut tu utha lo!.

Sardar ki biwi: itni raat ho gai te sardar ji hun tak aye nahin zarur koi kurri da chakar he!

Sardar di maa: Hamesha bura hi sochin koi pata nahin truck de neechay agya huway!!!!!!!!!!!

2 sardar samandar ke pass beth kar us mein dahi mila rahe the. Aik pathan aya us ne kaha:ye kia kar rahe ho? Sardar bole: lassi banarahe hain. Pathan bola:oye pagal ke bachon itni saari lassi tumhara baap piye ga??????????

Thought of the day

sheikhusman — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:55:25 +0000

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people …

Best Medicine – Laughter?

sheikhusman — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:34:05 +0000

Technology’s Impact

A Dad’s Email:

Dear son,

How have you been? Your mum & I are fine. We miss you alot. Please turn off your PC & Come downstairs for dinner.

Yours,

Dad!

Ek pathan sochta raha

sar zindagi

sochta raha…

sochta raha …

aur

sochtay sochtay mar gaya

meri sister k 2 bhai hain,

To mera 1 kyun????

Ek Mobile repair karnay walay ko motion lag gaye, to woh doctor ko yu bataanay laga …

Doctor sahb subha se network kharab hai. Miss bell pe miss bell aa rahi hai, outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hai, tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain, pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta, jitna load karo sab khatam ho jata hai …

Brainiac!

sheikhusman — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:08:11 +0000

Newton committed suicide after watching a Pakistani film. You know why???

Shan had an empty revolver, villain fired a bullet at Shan. Shan caught the bullet, put it into his revolver and shot back at villain!

Jail mei pathan se kisi ne poochha ‘Tum se aisi kya ghalati ho gayee k tumhain jail bhej diya … ‘

Pathan: ‘Mei ne bank loota Aur …………………………. Paisay waheen ginnay baith gaya ‘

How a single spelling mistake can ruin your life?

Husband went to europe & sent back a sms message to his wife

“I am having a wonderful time, wish you were HER “

Urdu Poetry

sheikhusman — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:56:07 +0000

Dil ne chaha k tujhay koi tohfa doon,

Magar mere paas wafaon k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,

Omar bhar na paray gham ka saya tujh par,

Mere paas to duaaon k siva kuchh bhi nahi

Hujoom-e-shehar mei kis qadar tanha hon mat pocho Faraz,

Jisay apna samajhta hon usay apnaa nahi sakta

Humor

sheikhusman — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:36:04 +0000

Humor