Show your teeth – SMILE!
Posted by: sheikhusman on: July 15, 2009
Teacher: Bacho promise karo kabhi ciggerate, sharaab nahi piyo ge
Bachay: Nahi piyein ge.
Teacher: Girls ka peechha bhi nahi karao ge
Bachay: Nahi karain ge
Teacher: Girls se flirt nahi karo ge
Bachay: Nahi karain ge
Teacher: Aur apnay mulk/country par zindagi qurban kar do ge
Bachay: Kar dainge … Aisi zindagi ka karna bhi kya
My good name, Bijli!
Posted by: sheikhusman on: July 13, 2009
Bijli hun mei bijli hun,
WAPDA ki mei titli hun,
1 ghanty k liye aati hun,
2 2 ghantay jaati hun,
Oopar pankha rukta hai,
Neechay munna rota hai,
Munnay ki ammi kary hi hi,
Bijli us ko tarpaaaaye,
Munnay ki ammi kaali,
Bijli hai nakhron waali …
2 + 2 = 22
Posted by: sheikhusman on: July 13, 2009
Sardar: yar tu to kisi k ghar afsos k lye gaya thha, itni jaldi kaisay wapis aa gaya?
2nd Sardar: Yar 15 mins betha raha majal hai kisi ne hans k baat ki ho
Pathan and sardar
Posted by: portability12345 on: July 11, 2009
Ek pathan road per poti kar raha tha tu police ne use dekh liya aur arrest kar liya. Jab us k thhane le ke ja rahe the tu pathan bola: Bhai! sabut tu utha lo!.
Thought of the day
Posted by: sheikhusman on: July 10, 2009
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people …
Best Medicine – Laughter?
Posted by: sheikhusman on: July 9, 2009
- In: Forwarded SMS| Friendship| Funny| Wisdom
- 1 Comment
Technology’s Impact
A Dad’s Email:
Dear son,
How have you been? Your mum & I are fine. We miss you alot. Please turn off your PC & Come downstairs for dinner.
Yours,
Dad!
Brainiac!
Posted by: sheikhusman on: July 8, 2009
Newton committed suicide after watching a Pakistani film. You know why???
Shan had an empty revolver, villain fired a bullet at Shan. Shan caught the bullet, put it into his revolver and shot back at villain!
Urdu Poetry
Posted by: sheikhusman on: July 8, 2009
- In: Forwarded SMS| Love| Poetry| Wisdom
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Dil ne chaha k tujhay koi tohfa doon,
Magar mere paas wafaon k siwa kuchh bhi nahi,
Omar bhar na paray gham ka saya tujh par,
Mere paas to duaaon k siva kuchh bhi nahi
- iheartfilm: I can't imagine how many times this has actually happened.
- flash: Nice!
